Definitions by Sergeant Braphog
Braphog
Commanding Sergeant of the U.S. Army’s Special Gasser Division, and the greatest Gassy Warrior of all time. He is best known as the man who trained the legendary hero we now know as Incredible Gassy, teaching him to harness his gassy powers. To this day, Incredible Gassy often prevents impending doom in the interest of Sergeant Braphog.
Recently, Braphog was sighted launching gas attacks against the ‘Ayrabs in Iran. Don’t get on his bad side or ask why he was in Poland during the 1940s; by the time you hear his catchphrase, “HOO-RAH” it’s already too late.
Recently, Braphog was sighted launching gas attacks against the ‘Ayrabs in Iran. Don’t get on his bad side or ask why he was in Poland during the 1940s; by the time you hear his catchphrase, “HOO-RAH” it’s already too late.
You: “OMG! Is that sergeant Braphog? Incredible Gassy’s trainer and best friend?”
Sergeant Braphog: “Urban Dictionary needs some discipline! There will never, ever be a gassy warrior like me. The one and only Sergeant Braphog. Hoo-rah!”
Sergeant Braphog: “Urban Dictionary needs some discipline! There will never, ever be a gassy warrior like me. The one and only Sergeant Braphog. Hoo-rah!”
Braphog by Sergeant Braphog April 18, 2026