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Definitions by Seraphim Bitches

Manfriend 

The man in an adult relationship. Similar to "boyfriend" but for adults.
"Hey everyone, this is my manfriend, Richard"
"Don't you mean boyfriend?"
" No, he's like, 30" πŸ€”

secret sandwich 

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
βœ”Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”βœ”
The feeling you get in your throat when you drink tea but you're allergic to it.
Liv: Give me a sip of your tea
Sam: OK, but aren't you allergic?
Liv: yeah, but I'll be fine... *drinks tea anyway*
Liv: ugh, now my throat feels zinkly...
Zinkly by Seraphim Bitches June 9, 2021

Smellualise

The smelling alternative to visualise.

Being able to imagine a scent so clearly that it's almost as though you can smell it.
If you smellualise a flower, maybe you can ignore that rotten stench.
Smellualise by Seraphim Bitches October 7, 2020

Smellualise

The smelling alternative to visualise.

Being able to imagine a scent so clearly that it's almost as though you can smell it.
If you smellualise a flower, maybe you can ignore that rotten stench.
Smellualise by Seraphim Bitches October 7, 2020