facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
mugGet the facebook fuckermug.

YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".
Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.
by selvol August 18, 2012
mugGet the YAPENYINmug.

potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 31, 2010
mugGet the potato textermug.

Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
mugGet the Hooker Hoofsmug.