Selvol's definitions

potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

by selvol July 31, 2010

DirtSearch

The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.

DirtSearch.org

Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"

Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"

by selvol December 19, 2012

ChiKin

1/2 Chicano and 1/2 (kinfolk) Black.

Check out that ChiKin playing Basket Ball.

I am.

He can Jump High,
But sucks at everything else.

by selvol August 16, 2012

SOLOMON WILLIAMS

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.

My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.

For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.

Damn Solomon Williams just don't stop with his Computer mayhem.

No I don't.

by selvol August 28, 2012