Evala

In reference to the male sex organ, the length remaining after being gripped by two hands (held one above the other, not unlike with a baseball bat). Generally measured in centimeters as the word is of Bulgarian origin; importantly this measurement can be both positive or negative.

Commonly used in Salzburg, Austria and Miami Beach, Florida.

I have a significant evala deficit using my own hands, but in Sarah’s hands I’m slightly positive!