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Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Haraka

A pattern of behavior. A person acting this way will exibit extreme cowardace when taking any hostile action towards another person. These sorts of people prefer to be annoynomous until they are discovered at which point they will suddenly pretend the reason they did such a poor job of covering their tracks was because they wanted to be found.
People on the internet often put up websites about me, twisting things I never actually said in the first place in a poor attempt to make me look bad. When I find them and send them a highly intelligent and well written email about why they are completely wrong with evidence that I never said any of the things they claim they don't have the guts to post that email and instead pretend they weren't trying to hide their site from me. This is an excellent example of Haraka at work.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Web Trash

Users who create embarrassingly horrible homepages. These include the use of animated gifs, embedded mp3s, aLtErNaTiNg lOwErCaSe AnD uPpErCaSe, unnecessary photos of themselves, awful poetry, blinking backgrounds, Javascript page transitions, mouse trails, and 500-paragraph long dissertations detailing every painfully banal aspect of their life. Also known as "Livejournal users."
www.gameamazon.com

(trust me, its that awful and more)
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Master Key

Also knows as as set of Bolt Cutters. Looks like a giant set of wire cutters. Can cut through nearly any pad lock.
When Ray lost the keys to the tool boxes we had to go looking for our Master Key.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.
Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Phantasy Star Online

The most recent addition to a Sega game series known as Phantasy Star. Many uninformed Sega fans claim that this game "revolutionized" online gaming but they would be wrong as it was neither the first online game nor the first online RPG. Its impossible to ignore the fact that online gaming was popular on the PC years before the Dreamcast was ever invented.
Its impossible to have revolutionized anything by doing the same thing someone else already did years before you. Its even more impossible when they did it even better.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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asherons call

An excellent MMORPG developed by Turbine and Published by Microsoft.

When it was first released the game was moderately popular for many years and was of much greater quality than Evercamp. It had many brilliant and innovative ideas such as the Allegance System and the Updates which added new content to the game every month. However, the updates were eventually the death of the game as the morons added so many high level creatures to the game that it became to dangerous to walk five feet out of any town unless you were over level 100. What were they thinking?

The Sequel to this game was extremely similir to the original game except that it had slightly better graphics and all the good features were removed. In other words the sequel sucked. Hopefully if there is ever a another sequel to this wonderful game then the developers will have the sense to bring back the original Character system, magic and other excellent features from the original that the last game lacked.
Asherons call is the best MMORPG I have ever played. Although if I had spent a few more weeks with Anarchy Online I might have changed my mind.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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