Seddy Mazel's definitions
"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.
That shit was craynanas" when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.
by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024
Get the craynanasmug. the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them
by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022
Get the Howaryamug. I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.
by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018
Get the opinesteinmug. Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.
We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.
by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018
Get the hundshakemug. Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018
Get the buck johnsonmug. Youshoulda (noun): A gender-neutral term for the innocuous and cheerful life coach you never hired, but is always armed with an endless supply of good intentions and a splash of enthusiasm. They believe it's their personal mission to guide everyone towards greatness, whether you asked for it or not! Often found dispensing unsolicited advice like a retired schmatta salesman in a bagel shop, a youshoulda radiates positivity while suggesting you should totally try bikram yoga, eat kale, or watch Bravo. They mean well, and their heart is always in the right place, making them the lovable friend you can’t help but giggle at while secretly appreciating their unwavering support!
Example sentence: Meredith can't stand it when her husband tells her, "You should do this" or "You should do that." However, her friend Dave reassures her, "Oh, he's really a special kind of guy; he's a youshoulda guy!" Yet, her friend Jen chimes in, "That's a big reason why I divorced my ex-husband, I couldn't stand his youshoulda behavior!"
by Seddy Mazel July 26, 2025
Get the youshouldamug. to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
Get the pornwardmug.