buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 01, 2018

hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.

We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.

by Seddy Mazel July 07, 2018

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them

While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants

by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022

Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

Sother

to knowingly nudge and pester someone in hopes of a positive result.

Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone

by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023