Secretary Hamilton's definitions

Theatreobsessiveness

Basically a theatre kid- but multiplied by itself to the power of the speed of light

Theatreobsessiveness occurs in only the most dedicated theatre kids

by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023

SSSniperwolf

Someone who doxes a popular YouTuber, and is an asshole about it

SSSniperwolf doxed JJJack’s films, and was being a dirty bitch about it

by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023

Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.

“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”

by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023

Numarn

Bitch. Fucking bitch
(My friends idiotic sister who should play Russian roulette 12 times)

(Mix of maryn and nuisance)
(Noo-maærn)

“Maryn Cantrell is an absolute fucking nuisance to my literal existence. She’s just a stupid Numarn ”

by Secretary Hamilton January 13, 2025