professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Ms. Frizzle

The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.

Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014