Secret Agent: Dog's definitions

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018