by Sebastian Herb November 13, 2019

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

by Sebastian Herb April 09, 2021

Everyone who has owned this phone number has died within a 10-year period, causing it to be permanently suspended by the Belgian government.
A: What is your phone number?
B: 0888 888 888
A: How are you still living?
B: Why are you asking me this?
B: 0888 888 888
A: How are you still living?
B: Why are you asking me this?
by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

when you are really bored so you type all the keys on your keyboard in a weird way and you have already tried
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by Sebastian Herb November 18, 2019

extreme boredom when you are tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl, lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq, qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq and need to type all of them in a row.
Person: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpllpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
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by Sebastian Herb January 27, 2021
