Sebastian Herb's definitions

qdrwbjfupashtgyneoizxmcvkl

when you ordered some weird keyboard...

A: what keyboard do you have?
B: qdrwbjfupashtgyneoizxmcvkl

by Sebastian Herb November 13, 2019

admin.google.com/servicenotallowed

what you get when you type the url of a blocked website

what website can you not get in to?
admin.google.com/ServiceNotAllowed

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

QWERTY keyboard

a keyboard layout that goes
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

what is the QWERTY keyboard?
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

when you type every possible key diagonally on a QWERTY keyboard

i could have `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`ed

by Sebastian Herb November 15, 2019

qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp

when you are really bored so you type all the keys on your keyboard in a weird way and you have already tried
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

i am going to type qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp

by Sebastian Herb November 18, 2019

pewdiepie typing

fast inaccurate typing

you are pewdiepie typing.

by Sebastian Herb November 19, 2019

0888 888 888

Everyone who has owned this phone number has died within a 10-year period, causing it to be permanently suspended by the Belgian government.

A: What is your phone number?
B: 0888 888 888
A: How are you still living?
B: Why are you asking me this?

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020