Definitions by Sean Solo

Sockronicity 

When you do laundry and all of your socks have their partners.

Our dog likes to take socks out of the hamper and leave them in random places, so we hardly ever have sockronicity.

Sockronicity by Sean Solo August 2, 2023

thanksgiving 

A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.

The origin of the word Thanksgiving:
"THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."

thanksgiving by Sean Solo December 19, 2007