Seamus O'Tool's definitions

warszewik

A word that, if attempted to be spelled correctly, will cause a seizure.

I refuse to use the word in a sentence because I will have seizures trying to spell it................ warszewik..............

by Seamus O'Tool October 8, 2007

starck

A man who is incredibly talented at playing bags.

The starck of bags has won the championship tournament 3 years running.

by Seamus O'Tool October 8, 2007

fortmann

A pussy soldier who will not come out of his/her fort and fight.

The fortmann soldier was too afraid to confront the battle.

by Seamus O'Tool October 8, 2007

duchene

A creepy man with a hairy chest who grabs women in inappropriate places on the dance floor.

I felt violated last night at the club when I was groped by a duchene.

by Seamus O'Tool January 3, 2009

koepke

To dick slap in the middle of a bar fight.

The man was so drunk that he koepkeed the bartender.

by Seamus O'Tool October 8, 2007