notmessiah

A chess master who is drunk almost all the time

When you play chess against notmessiah you either loose or get a bottle smashed against your head.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

Egg

A food product which has been summoned out of an anus of an animal who’s ancestors are the prehistoric beast that have been obliterated by a space condensed solid

Eggs for breakfast are absolutely G.O.A.T.’ d.

by Sealami November 18, 2021

Zaffosaurus

If a person get split into a evil and kind human this is the 99.9% kind human.

Don’t be the one person that messes with the 0.1% of the zaffosaurus.

by Sealami October 15, 2021

MangGhost

A mango from the realm of the dead. Can also be used as the 4th tire on a tricycle.

Damn that MangGhost really can’t get any finals. SMH

by Sealami October 14, 2021