Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).
On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.
by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023
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What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation
A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?
by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024
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Sarlacc Pit

A reference to the creature in Return of the Jedi:
Sarlacc Pit (noun): a vagina so dangerous or diseased looking that you worry it would eat your dick alive, or,
a vagina so amazing that you that you go for it even at risk of death
(First definition - negative connotation): I was with this girl last night, and she was really hot. But when we got into the bedroom, I saw she had a Sarlacc Pit, and I immediately put on my pants and ran home.
(Second definition - positive connotation): I was about to have sex with this other guy’s girl, and she said, “If my man finds out, he will kill you.” But I looked at her vagina and saw it was a sweet sweet Sarlacc Pit, so I said, “Let’s go for it… I’ll take my chances.”
by Señor Beezerton June 23, 2025
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