Definitions by Scotty Smithy

Procreationist 

a person who believes sex should be open to the creation of life (procreative) and acts accordingly; not to be confused with a supporter of Creationism, the misguided fundamentalist notion that the Bible conflicts with the theory of Evolution

That procreationist dude doesn't believe in condoms.

Procreationist by Scotty Smithy October 1, 2008

The Scott Smith

One who makes or produces Scotts; not to be confused with the "Scot Smith," which are families with surnames traditionally prefixed with "Mc" or "Mac" depending on whether their lineage traces back to the lowlands or highlands, respectively.

"Oh man. I just ran out of Scotts. Send for the Scott Smith."

The Scott Smith by Scotty Smithy August 22, 2008

Procrastian 

a procrastinator of Olympic skill: "If procrastination were an Olympic event, I'd win a gold medal."

I've just spent 3 hours on Facebook. Man! I'm a total procrastian.

Procrastian by Scotty Smithy August 20, 2008