4 definitions by Scottish Kaz
When you get a wee piece of wood stuck in you hand that just won't budge. It is that fucking irratating that you end up chewing your hand off!
by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003
The noise a highlander makes when some ignorant fucker uses the last of the bog roll (And you've only noticed this once you've cleared your bowels!)
by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003
The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!
by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003
When your sitting wae you nan and David Dickonson comes on telly wae his bright orange face and his fucked up hair thats begging to be cut!
by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003