Definitions by Scottish Kaz

Skelf 

When you get a wee piece of wood stuck in you hand that just won't budge. It is that fucking irratating that you end up chewing your hand off!

Another term fora splinter except a skelf is 10 times worse!

Skelf by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Bum fluff

The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!

If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!

Bum fluff by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Fadge 

The way of avoiding saying fanny cause it is proper dirrrty!

When your sitting wae you nan and David Dickonson comes on telly wae his bright orange face and his fucked up hair thats begging to be cut!

Fadge by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Auuuuuchhhh nnnoooooooo! 

The noise a highlander makes when some ignorant fucker uses the last of the bog roll (And you've only noticed this once you've cleared your bowels!)

After a night on the piss with an indian to follow!

Auuuuuchhhh nnnoooooooo! by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003