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Definitions by Scott St. Cloud

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.
I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

The Poon Tang Cruiser 

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action
That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

The Grover Stinker 

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.
The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

The Pilgrimage to Mecca 

Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.
Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca.

The Anne Frank 

The Anne Frank is more common in Europe.