Scott St. Cloud's definitions

The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Pilgrimage to Mecca

Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.

Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca.

by Scott St. Cloud March 24, 2008

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.

I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Grover Stinker

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.

The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Anne Frank

Having sex in an attic.

The Anne Frank is more common in Europe.

by Scott St. Cloud March 24, 2008