Scott McGregor's definitions

shabstinence

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.

(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005