Muffcake

A cupcake that has had all of its frosting licked off, therein becoming a muffin.

Does anyone want my muffcake? I only like the frosting...

by Scooter McBooter January 26, 2019

Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017