Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!

Happy Valentine's day! Single By-pass!!!

by Scoopalone February 13, 2015

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.

You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"

by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

Easy Snack-cess

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.

I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

Vavine

(Italian-American Slang) A swift,jab-like,backhand to the face. It is a gateway slap to a slap combination, and can easily be followed by a Scoopalone, or a Scaffoombaggia. (A very good example of onamatopeoia as it sounds like it is pronounced VA-VEEN!)

Francesca was being fresh, so I put her in her place with an unexpected Vavine to the grill.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014