Scoopalone's definitions

Mollusk

Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.

I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!

by Scoopalone June 1, 2014

Easy Snack-cess

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.

I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Homosae-PEON

Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches

McKay, fiona, adam, Scott

Each of the above mentioned people is a Homosae-PEON.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!

Happy Valentine's day! Single By-pass!!!

by Scoopalone February 13, 2015

Scoopalone

When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.

Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009