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abduction experience
When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
abduction experience by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Spinning death
When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.
doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"
the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"
doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"
the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"
doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.
the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"
doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"
the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"
doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.
Spinning death by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Labor daugh
when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
Labor daugh by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025