Definitions by Schizo Eagleson

COD politician 

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

COD politician by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

Blazkowicz 

To do something perfectly normal, except with no shirt on, showing off one’s muscles. In reference to Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, in which Blazkowicz murders an entire castle of Nazis and is shirtless the entire time.

Dude, my friend just Blazkowiczed his homework assignment video.

Blazkowicz by Schizo Eagleson March 21, 2024

Skablooje 

To wreak someone in a showy or notable way, usually in a video game multiplayer

DUUUUDEE Mike just skabloojed that dumb little 8-year-old in the match! Thank god!

Skablooje by Schizo Eagleson February 23, 2024