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Landon Sowers

Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.

Landon Sowers is a very odd person because he eats his victims booties.

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A homosexual turd basket who jerks off to elephant porn.

Everybody's jealous because I have a William for a best friend and they don't

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