Sausagehole's definitions

swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.

Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

trevgasm

Is when you cum so hard in your buddys ass he has a trevgasm. He clenches to hard you cant remove you cock from his ass.

Lastnight i came so hard in my boyfriend he had a trevgasm. He sqeezed so hard we were stuck together for three days

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019