Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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youn’t

A antinoun used to refer to someone or something that is not singular and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronouns 'they/them'.
Steve: What are your friends doing tonight?
Dan: I have no sea what youn’t are up to. I’ll call youn’t now.
by SausageTunnel May 03, 2023
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antinouns

Antinouns (noun): A hypothetical set of linguistic constructs, such as: Hisn’t, Shisn’t, and Thesn’t, that serve as the opposite or antonym of pronouns and are commonly used as an alternative to gender pronouns.
John: My boss told me to update my email signature to include my pronouns. I told him I’d update it with my antinouns instead and listed myself as ‘Shisn’t’
Diane: Nice, I updated mine last week to be ‘Hisn’t’
by SausageTunnel May 03, 2023
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