3 definitions by Sassenach Exile

Schofing

To use ones over estimated celebrity creds to cut in front in a long queue.

Dude, we been queuing for 10 hours to get in and he comes along Schofing into the line. Needs to be a bit more Beckham.

by Sassenach Exile September 16, 2022

The absolute certainty that the future contains nothing but sadness.

Looking at my appointments for the following week I was overcome by precogcholia, clearly the antidepressants needed an upgrade.

by Sassenach Exile June 29, 2022

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021