Definitions by Sassenach Exile

Schofing 

To use ones over estimated celebrity creds to cut in front in a long queue.

Dude, we been queuing for 10 hours to get in and he comes along Schofing into the line. Needs to be a bit more Beckham.

Schofing by Sassenach Exile September 16, 2022

Precogcholia 

The absolute certainty that the future contains nothing but sadness.

Looking at my appointments for the following week I was overcome by precogcholia, clearly the antidepressants needed an upgrade.

Precogcholia by Sassenach Exile June 29, 2022

Jockholm Syndrome 

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

Jockholm Syndrome by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021