3 definitions by Sarahsam
Sexiest country bumpkin southern belle to ever walk the earth. Says ya'll a lot. Hay sticks out of her hair. Is a lightweight and will get drunk off of Mike's hard lemonade. Will tell a hell of a story on top of French Hill in Irvine at midnight. Laughs at the coughing scene in Digimon movie. Sucks at video games but still tries. Frequents anime conventions. Will not date Gingers. Has spent the night at Concordia more than hot pocket.
by Sarahsam May 24, 2020
The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
by Sarahsam January 25, 2007
Loves to give hugs with a lot of pats (the guy hug). Says "ya'll a lot" has an undeniable southern charm and accent. Always finds herself in a jam but manages to find a way out. Has some hay sticking out of hair. Laughs at Digimon movie coughing scene. Will tell you the hell of a story on top of French Hill in Irvine. Will laugh uncontrollably after sharing a Mike's hard lemonade with her friends. She hides in the corner when playing smash bros and sucks at most video games. Frequents anime conventions.
by Sarahsam May 24, 2020