A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008

by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008

poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed
what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies
what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies
Man, the asshole who used the bathroom before me didnt flush, so I got an eyefull of some stillborn chocolate lab puppies!
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008

A)slang for cocaine or meth
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
A)If we're going clubbing we should pick up some flour on the way.
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008

by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008

emo sucks, just look around at all the crying teens that cut themselves and wear their hair in their face while they listen to awful music, see my point?
Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?
Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?
by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008
