Sarah Lambert's definitions

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

shim hole

1.)What a shim has in place of genitalia.

2.)Also can be used as an insult.

1.)Tim and Mark are total shims, I bet they sit around and play with each others' shim holes all day!

2.)I kicked him out of my house because he was being a total shim hole.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

musty tang

A)What I would name my mustang if I drove one.

B)A musty (stinky) poon tang (vagina)

A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.

B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.

by Sarah Lambert March 17, 2008

cha-chas

boobies, also knows as chesticles

My cha-chas bring my husband much pleasure.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008