Sarah Lambert's definitions

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

sum-sum

A little something.

Sometimes a little something extra.

Used many different ways to imply a variety of things including drugs, sex or sexual acts, money, etc.

Can be used to describe almost anything you want a little something of.

I called my dealer up for a lil sum-sum to take to the party.

She was so wasted that she drunk dialed her ex last night for a lil sum-sum.

I told him to throw a little extra sum-sum into the sack I bought since I am such a faithful customer.

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

tiggos

a pair of big ole titties
see also tig ol bitties

My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Billdo

What you call a guy named Bill, implying he is a dildo.

See also Phildo

Bill: Hey guys, whats up? Can I hang out with you guys?
Bob: Go away Billdo!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

fugo de cow

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008