3 definitions by Sapper Daddy1
When word or words is just too plain for a chat conversation. So you spice it up by adding some Z's and an S.
by Sapper Daddy1 July 1, 2013
A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.
Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
by Sapper Daddy1 February 6, 2018
Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.
Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013