Definitions by Santa Clause (REAL)

Zowphobia 

I’m homophobic against Zow and Zow alone

Omg bestie you’re part of the Zowphobia club too? Same‼️‼️

Zowphobia by Santa Clause (REAL) July 11, 2021

December 23rd 

The day your supposed to make purposely bad puns/jokes about anything winter related or else your not in the Christmas spirit and your getting coal for the next 30 years.

Dude it’s December 23rd , that’s pretty n-ice isn’t it?

December 23rd by Santa Clause (REAL) December 20, 2020