Definitions by Sandwich Mike

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

Sit Downsies by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009

Party Gown 

An XL size t-shirt that is to be worn at parties when the current apparel is in danger of being destroyed by puke, beverages, or other bodily fluids.

Victoria: Shit, this party is out of control!
Mike: That's why I already put on my party gown.
Victoria pukes on Mike's party gown.
Mike: Thanks party gown!

Party Gown by Sandwich Mike September 11, 2009

fairy dust 

When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky.

Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.
Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!

fairy dust by Sandwich Mike May 15, 2009

Shogun

When you shotgun smoke into someone's ass and they fart it back into your mouth.

Asshole: Yo man, I wanna shogun you!
Douchefag: Yeah dude, here we go!
Innocent bystander vomits at the horrid scene of fart-smoke tasting.

Shogun by Sandwich Mike May 15, 2009