4 definitions by Sandwich Mike

Party Gown

An XL size t-shirt that is to be worn at parties when the current apparel is in danger of being destroyed by puke, beverages, or other bodily fluids.

Victoria: Shit, this party is out of control!
Mike: That's why I already put on my party gown.
Victoria pukes on Mike's party gown.
Mike: Thanks party gown!

by Sandwich Mike September 11, 2009

Shogun

When you shotgun smoke into someone's ass and they fart it back into your mouth.

Asshole: Yo man, I wanna shogun you!
Douchefag: Yeah dude, here we go!
Innocent bystander vomits at the horrid scene of fart-smoke tasting.

by Sandwich Mike May 16, 2009

fairy dust

When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky.

Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.
Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!

by Sandwich Mike May 16, 2009

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009