Samuel Davis's definitions

Hockeologist

One who studies the growth of roots in a sewer/septic drain system and removes objects of stoppage ie: roots, white rats, toys, etc.

I paid a hockeologist to auger out my johnny.

by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

Hockeology

The study of sewer/septic drain system stoppage and/or backups

"The technical field of Hockeology requires a strong stomach."

by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

White rat

A non-biodegradable female tampon

The hockeologist pulled white rats wrapped around roots out of the sewer line unstopping the drainage system.

by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008