Definitions by Sammy Beckett

Like a dog with a burst ball 

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.

Get in about her like a dog with a burst ball.

Like a dog with a burst ball by Sammy Beckett May 13, 2005

Celts

Generic term to describe fans for Celtic Football Club. Can be characterised by their cavalier approach to personal hygiene.

We can smell those Celts from over here.

Celts by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005

Bellamyitis 

Illness only contractable in the slums of Cardiff, Newcastle and the east end of Glasgow.

Symptons include: a hunched back, shrunken penis and high-pitched voice.

He caught Bellamyitis and was never the same again.

Bellamyitis by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005