Samick Downunder's definitions

Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.

Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.

Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

She-Tox

A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.

Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005