Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Samenametwice

Polla pad

The last pad you buy before you unknowingly get pregnant.

She went to Sam’s Club last and purchased her Polla pad, not knowing she was pregnant with that baby

An individual who takes time to say oof in unfortunate situations.

Ethan is a total oof boy. He took an extra 15 seconds to say oof while Sivad had to cough cough test

Grahm touched Andrews dick while reciting poetry, he is a factual faggot.