3 definitions by SamPants and KPants

One who exhibits the qualities of a turd.

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Oh my gosh Becky, look at that guy wearing the socks and sandals. He is suuuuch a turdmo. He must be one of those turdmo's boyfriends.

The creepy janitor wearing chimo shorts is also a turdmo.

The voter registration girl nazi are turdmos.
by SamPants and KPants October 27, 2004
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One who is far too creepy for his own good, one who gains pleasure hanging out at parks and playgrounds waiting to prey upon children, also one who wears short shorts--commonly known as "chimo shorts."
Now that it's winter, he can't wear his chimo shorts anymore.

Watch out for the chimo lurking behind the curtains, he's gonna get you!
by SamPants and KPants October 27, 2004
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This is the true definition. Don't read anyone else's. We know what we're talking about. We made the word up last year. We don't know where it came from or why it started. It just did. There is an Oss on my fridge. The definition of "oss" is unknown because the word just appeared in our vocabulary one day, but we think it may have to do with a similar word that starts with an "a". Never say osshole though because it makes no sense.
You are such an oss.
by SamPants and KPants December 1, 2004
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