turdmo 

One who exhibits the qualities of a turd.

Background: Two students at NCC claim credit for the use of this word. It is only to be used by KPants and SamPants.

Oh my gosh Becky, look at that guy wearing the socks and sandals. He is suuuuch a turdmo. He must be one of those turdmo's boyfriends.

The creepy janitor wearing chimo shorts is also a turdmo.

The voter registration girl nazi are turdmos.

turdmo by SamPants and KPants October 26, 2004

turdboi420

Turdboi420 is a cool kid
turd boi has lots subscriber
no jack
turd boi has 1,000,000,000 subs
he is bigger than pewpie
he got jacksucksatgeography's play button even tho he is better than him

"turdboi420 is my favorite youtuber!" said kai
"i know." said jack

turdboi420 by pee poo pee May 6, 2020

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

Turdioblastesis 

When you barely make it to the toilet, and the moment you sit down the shit explodes out of your asshole.

John was suffering from a major case of turdioblastesis this morning so he will probably be late.

Turdioblastesis by xxmikeoxhugexx August 14, 2022

Turmoil 

The state of violent agitation.

The world is in turmoil.The pig flu reached pandemic proportions.

Turmoil by BlackPohatu November 25, 2016

Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

Turdology by turdmeister May 31, 2010

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019