fubar

Fucked up beyond all recoginition
After 15 accidents in 4 miles, the driving instructor said to the student, I don't know which is more FUBAR, you or the car.
by Sam the Sham September 08, 2008
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FUPA

Seeing the obese chick walk by, the worker highest on the steel declared," FUPA below"
by Sam the Sham August 01, 2006
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