Sam Hearawls's definitions

Obnistic

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.

What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.

by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011