Sam Hearawls's definitions

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Obnistic

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.

What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.

by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010