custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 05, 2004

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

Folkestone

a loose cunt (named after the entrance to the channel tunnel)

couldnt tell ya, how many a brave solier was lost in that folkestone!

by Sam December 01, 2003

v

The 22nd letter of the alphabet.

"Okay class," said Miss Nogard. "Who can tell me the 22nd letter of the alphabet?"
"V," thought Rondi.
"V," thought Benjamin.
"W," thought Ron.
"V," thought Joy.
Miss Nogard called on Ron.
"W," said Ron.
"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."
"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.
"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.
"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.

by Sam October 10, 2006

hemriod

when your asshole falls out

not that sean has hemriods he has a bulge in the front and back.

by sam August 21, 2004

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

hedwin

originates from the young man Ed-the-head. named edwin has a humogous head.
full name edwin-the-HEDWIN

Hello edwin the hedwin, how do you do
(normally followed by 'git lost you big freaks!')

by sam February 13, 2004