3 definition by Sam Wood

Top Definition
Someone who has a really boring job, picking up shit, and regularly takes a sneaky wank when no ones looking, just to keep himself happy.
I'm sure i just saw that dustman pleasuring himself behind my wheely bin.
by Sam Wood May 09, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a dustman mug!
To have ones nipples sucked.
Josh caughgt his Mum being chapalappegged!
by Sam Wood May 09, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a chapalappeg mug!
A huge penis, similar in size to that of an elephant.
WOW!! look at the bellephant on that guy. Bet he's split open some young gammon in his time.
by Sam Wood May 09, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a bellephant mug!