Skip to main content

Sally Crapbasket's definitions

tickle timer

tickling a girls feet during sex to see how long you can do this before she stops having sex with you. This maneuver is usually done after you get off and need an excuse to stop having sex.
I got off in Emily last night, and then I tickled that bitches feet for 12 seconds before she stopped me. Try to beat that tickle timer Joe.
by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009
mugGet the tickle timer mug.

B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.
I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
mugGet the B.H. Cat and Mouse mug.

Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.
I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?
by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009
mugGet the Football Fag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email