Neckbeard

Features of the typical neckbeard

-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games

If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard

You creepy fuck

Hide your kids, there’s a neckbeard on the loose

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025