3 definitions by Sadiq823

LOL

Misinterpretation held by many people's moms - "lots of love" instead of "laughing out loud." Best to use it in a situation where "lots of love" would be very empathetic and appropriate, and "laughing out loud" would be incorrect, disrespectful, and downright horrific.

I heard your brother passed away. LOL

I'm so sorry that you were in a tragic boating accident and are now paralyzed from the neck down. Call me if you need anything LOL

by Sadiq823 August 11, 2009

acol

Actually chuckling out loud. Since the phrase "LOL" has lost its meaning, there is a need for an acronym that actually means that one has literally laughed out loud in real life. However, since it is rare to flat out laugh out loud because of reading something that someone has typed, it is more realistic and accurate to say that one has "actually chuckled out loud."

Herschel: why did the chicken cross the road?
Sandee: i dunno lol
Herschel: to get to the other side
Sandee: lol
Herschel: ya that was funny lol wasn't it lol
Sandee: o hey dude, my hamster died lol
Herschel: that sux dude lol
Sandee: well i shot him lol
Herschel: lol uh oh
Sandee: j/k lol
Herschel: phew lol, that's a relief lol
Herschel: remember on the simpsons when moe said joey joe joe junior shabidu is the worst name he's ever heard?
Sandee: acol

by Sadiq823 December 21, 2009

chingina

Simply put, a woman's double chin.

Vikram: Dude, that chick has a second set of tits on her jaw.
Lance: Yea I know. Total chin crack.
Vikram: Would you say she has a chingina?
Lance: Why yes, I certainly would, old chap.

by Sadiq823 September 14, 2011