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Actually chuckling out loud. Since the phrase "LOL" has lost its meaning, there is a need for an acronym that actually means that one has literally laughed out loud in real life. However, since it is rare to flat out laugh out loud because of reading something that someone has typed, it is more realistic and accurate to say that one has "actually chuckled out loud."
Herschel: why did the chicken cross the road?
Sandee: i dunno lol
Herschel: to get to the other side
Sandee: lol
Herschel: ya that was funny lol wasn't it lol
Sandee: o hey dude, my hamster died lol
Herschel: that sux dude lol
Sandee: well i shot him lol
Herschel: lol uh oh
Sandee: j/k lol
Herschel: phew lol, that's a relief lol
Herschel: remember on the simpsons when moe said joey joe joe junior shabidu is the worst name he's ever heard?
Sandee: acol
acol by sadiq823 December 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Audibly Chuckled Out Loud
I was watching the 240p Thugathon last night jerking it off when I seen when a poopy came out his but hole and I ACOL’d immediately
ACOL by ThugBuster96 August 14, 2024

acolamoj 

acronym for actually chuckling out loud at my own joke
GANESH: I think Elhanan has issues. He talks so loud that people think he is yelling at them.

SUDWEEB: That's so interesting. Tell me more.

GANESH: And his report was written in all caps.

GANESH: acolamoj

SUDWEEB: I am glad you are laughing, because that wasn't funny.....LOL. (That means I didn't actually laugh)
acolamoj by fastvak September 15, 2011

McCarthy Acolyte

A supporter of McCarthyism. Inparticular restraints on certain forms of free speech that don't endorse a Hard Conservative view point of the world. Person who uses conspiracy theories, guilt by association, and other smear attacks to damaged the reputation of Professors and other people that's work uses Critical Thinking to analyze Political and Social views.
McCarthy Acolytes tend to abuse the power of Government to suppress political and social view points that they don't like.
They Tend to easily confuse Nationalism with Patriotism.

McCarthy Acolytes tend to be
Pro-Censorship, Anti-Freedom, Against Voters Rights, Open persecution of dissenting views, For the invasion of privacy to inforce social morals
Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter just to name a few are good examples of a McCarthy Acolyte.

acolitar 

Ecuadorian slang, it means to help, support, back up another a friend with something they need or want to accomplish without expecting any compensation.
Mi pana me va a acolitar esta nota (my friend is going to help with this)
acolitar by Guayacosinfin October 18, 2014
A religious apprentice training for higher religious duty.
Raymond became an acolyte for the church.
acolyte by Nicolai March 30, 2004
A blasphemous servant of the Necrowizard.
Works against the unacolytes of the Unnecrowizard and usually succeeds, considering the superior frost-power of the Necrowizard.
Attack, acolytes!
The acolytes gathered in order to satanically praise the Necrowizard.
acolyte by Grimlord December 27, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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