Definitions by Sadio Juané

Eythorne 

A really irrelevant village in south England which contains one decent pub and loads of pensioners

Im not going to Eythorne today as it is irrelevant

Eythorne by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023

Granking 

To be in the process of a grank

Person 1: WYD?
Person 2: Just granking at my local Greggs

Granking by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023

Grank 

A grank can apply to two activites:
1. A Greggs Wank
2. A group Wank

Alternatively there is a GrGrank which is a Greggs Group Wank

"Just popping down Greggs with the boys for a Grank"

Grank by Sadio Juané March 31, 2023