Sadio Juané's definitions

Eythorne

A really irrelevant village in south England which contains one decent pub and loads of pensioners

Im not going to Eythorne today as it is irrelevant

by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023

Grank

A grank can apply to two activites:
1. A Greggs Wank
2. A group Wank

Alternatively there is a GrGrank which is a Greggs Group Wank

"Just popping down Greggs with the boys for a Grank"

by Sadio Juané March 31, 2023

Granking

To be in the process of a grank

Person 1: WYD?
Person 2: Just granking at my local Greggs

by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023