SPiKe's definitions

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by Spike May 9, 2003

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004