SPiKe's definitions

rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.

1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.

by Spike May 3, 2003

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003