Fitness is my passion

When you want to do a really unhealthy thing but you do a little healthy thing

When you get a big mac and large fries but get a large diet coke instead of just a large coke

Fitness is my passion

by SPACE JOE March 11, 2020

Lego

A building brick that will destroy your leg when you step on it.

Man: Ow i stepped on a lego
*leg explodes

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Loving Girlfriend

Heaven on earth

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

Boobs

A slice of heaven on earth

Guy 1: my girl has done nice boobs
Guy 2: must be a slice of heaven on earth

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady

School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Wisconsin

Its either made of cheese or doesn't exist but I don't know I've never been there

Man: What is Wisconsin?
Man 2: I think its cheese

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020