2 definitions by SOAD fan
A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.
by SOAD fan September 20, 2006
A large, slimy, ranked-out (but firm!) turd somebody leaves on your porch, car, bed, or sleeping cat. Derived from the popular game series Metal Gear. Looks like it has been rotting there for a fucking week! Smells like all hell unleashed, and is so fucking hard to get its stains off of cat fur. Fuck you, whoever you are, Muffin smells like a shitpit!
Person 1: dude, someone left a solid snake on your cat!
*snorts with mirth*
Person 2: Holy fuck!
*shakes with anger*
Muffin the cat: Meow?
*snorts with mirth*
Person 2: Holy fuck!
*shakes with anger*
Muffin the cat: Meow?
by SOAD fan September 20, 2006